Services

Unfortunately, I’ll not be providing these services because no one is interested in paid services given the amount of information and free support available on Blind app. This page exists only for legacy purposes! Feel free to donate if you liked my content or if my advice helped you to navigate the life at Banana Co. Every dollar counts, starting from 1$, $5, $10 … sky is the limit.

Below are some services to know more about the processes at Banana Co. and how to avoid getting petered out.

Although I have worked as a Code Monkey at Banana Co., but the various processes and nitti-gritties for them remain the same. So, non Code Monkey family guys can also reach out to me. Consultations will be via Telegram. Judgement Day Consultation is a big thing, so it will have to conducted over the phone / skype etc. Venmo is accepted for Payments.

Services

Processes Consultation

You have been offered a Code Monkey position at Banana Co. or you are already a Code Monkey here but still looking for some help. Clarify your doubts and questions regarding various processes at Banana co.

(~ $5 / consultation)

PressureInPeterout Preparation

You would like to go or have decided to go with Banana Co.s PressureInPeterout plan for Code Monkeys I / II / III. There are few hints around whether the plan will be achievable or not. Let’s discuss about them.

(~ $5 / consultation)

Judgement Day Consultation

So, you have already completed the Trial By Fire and your LP Monkey has failed you. Now you have to decide between jumping the (tree) ship or face the Judgement Day. Let’s discuss how to prepare your case for the Judgement Day.

(~ $50 / 1 hour)

How To Not Be a PressureInPeterout Fodder or Sacrificial lamb?

Few Tips and Tricks to identify if you are the One and how to avoid being the One.

(~ $5 / consultation)

Telegram: @scarlettest

Venmo: pipmenot